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Zangief quief

A quief in which a green substance is omitted from the cooter of an orange headed person.

Man, that bitch let loose a Zangief quief on me - last time I bone a redhead!

by Wing Schlang Wong August 4, 2006

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Beaner Quief

When you are about to sneeze but it never comes out

A Beaner Quief is that feeling that you get right before you sneeze but you never sneeze and it lingers for a while

by jfurdigg May 21, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


quief biscuit

day old spunk and vag juice, slightly coagulated, expelled after vaginal pressure build up or urination in a biscuit form

I laughed so hard when she came in the room and said "You have to come see the quief biscuit we made together!"

by Knotty Crew November 17, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


quief caker

The overly enjoyed pleasure of having a vagina fart in your mouth.

"WOW, that tastes like tuna"
"Shut up you quief caker"

by IamNOTaQUIEFcaker {|}^-^ March 22, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quief Butter

When a woman who is on her period farts, and it rolls up into her vagina, later to come out as a quief. As the quief occurs a clot of blood may be pushed out. This is known as quief butter.

1. Oh my gooodddd, my girlfriend just described the most awful phenomenon of female anatomy: quief butter!

2. Hey babe, I just want to let you know that I'm on the rag and I just rolled up a big ol' batch of quief butter!

by QueenQuief February 2, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quief Mobile

A car which has had all the work done to it and the owner thinks it sounds sexy when in reality it just sounds like a little quief. The owner is definitely compensating for having a tiny penis

Zacs M3 is a right quief mobile, whenever he drives past it sounds like my granny farted out of her flaps #MrDiddyDong

by Ronny Pickering July 13, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


quief slit

Quief Slit, N.

1.) A slit through which a woman quiefs; slang or vulgar term for a leaky vagina.

2.) A term of endearment that can be used to call your friends.

*Not to be confused with the often over used term piss slit.

*Works well when you use the word fucking right before it to add emphasis.

"Hey dude, look at that hot fat chick!"
"Are you serious bro?? OMG! Take off your boner goggles I bet she has a quief slit as long as my arm!"

"Ya I have Curtis in my Science class next period, he is a huge douche."
"I agree man he is a douche, not to mention a total fucking quief slit! Come on Mike its puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff pass. Now your being a quief slit too, fucking ass pirate!"

by TotalJerk May 17, 2012