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A stringy haired guy who thinks he has a future in the music business. Generally a dropout who has a crazy mom that looks like a cross dresser with a bad eye and who says her childhood was spent pimped out as a child prostitute. Their fathers are, more often than not, failed tan salon owners who dress like Jimmy Buffet and live in the back of the salon and drink away their delirium tremens. Quintons smoke dope and/or drop acid on the daily and screws girls (who look like primates) who chew Skoal and then uses the empty cans for plugs in her super stretched ear lobes. Early male pattern baldness and a bitter attitude plague him. Has a bad habit of picking dingle berries out of his butt hair and chews them while lounging on the couch watching videos of local bands he will never live up to. Quintons are all laughing stocks to the people they think are their friends, they are just too easy to make fun of.
Girl, don't get tangled up with that boy he's a quinton and has no future.
Don't hire him, he's a quinton, no work ethic.
Stop that noise! You play guitar like a quinton.
Ew, he has the face of a quinton, grosssss!
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Quinton is a nice guy he has a large penis too bad ladies he is a fag and watches gay henti.
Yo that Quinton has nice boobies hand cock.
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Very very weird homo.... Not very social... And likes bananas in his mouth ;)
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A Belize nigga who always pulls up on everyone and bumps into everyone and is extremely suspicious. Always walks with his hands in his pocket and with his shoulders all the way up.
Bro why you walkin like a Quinton
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Very sexy guy that when any girl that lays eyes on him wants to smash ( like love at first sight). Quinton is a very cute, short, smart, charming, caring and very very likeable. He’s the best boyfriend to have and u wouldn’t want to leave him for the world, trust me. He is great in bed and will give u the time of ur life everyday. He is a guy that would reject any hoe to stay with you. Quinton will be or already is successful in life but is not one to boast about it. He’s so cute he could probably pull any gender and person if he wanted to. Quinton puts God first and friends and family equally second. Overall, Quinton is just the most near to perfection and whatever u do, do not leave him.
“Oh look it’s Quinton, I want to have sex with him” “he’s so hot”
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Someone who loves to bully fat people but turns out to be the fattest of them all
Quinton said I was big but I had to go yo space to see him
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Small dick faggot you ugly as hell too
Her : you have a small dick quinton
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