Quip

A witty remark. What the fuck were you thinking?

Me: I would burn you but my mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Pizza hut: What kind of Quip was that, and also who the fuck are you?

quip

A shortened version of the word "equip", used mainly to rhyme with the word "drip".

We have drip, we have quip.

Quip

Cool, awesome, amazing, etc.

"Dude, I aced my test from last week!"
"No way, bro! Thats totally quip!"

Quip whip

When you get called out by a coworker for not updating your tasks in Quip.

I got quip whipped in our team meeting for not updating my tasks in Quip.