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best friend ever. he is a lady killer how has great penis. all boy are friends with him all girls crush on him. he is extremely funny and no one is better then him. he is good at sports and he is extremely hot and strong he has an 8 pack too.
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noun. This is a creative name for the penis. The full name of this creature is "Russel the Love Muscle."
Hey baby, have you met Russel? Russel the Love Muscle? Once this question is asked, the female will have no choice but to copulate with you. This one-liner will increase your sexual radius with the ladies.
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An insane person. Someone you can always talk to.Very understanding and considerate. Very athletic and obviously attractive by everyone.
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Drafting teacher by day, Ninja by night
Holy crap! He's superman.
No, he's a Russel
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Has roughly a 7 inch penis. Russell's go well with girlfriend's named Evelyn. Because Evelyn's are also very attractive and nice. Russell's are very kind and caring. They are very athletic and very attractive
Evelyn: Look at my boyfriend Russell, he can last all night
Russell: Hell yeah I can
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The nicest, but rudest person ever. He's both at the same time. He will make you feel so amazing and special but when someone wrongs him they better watch out! A Russell will always care about you if your lucky enough to be his girlfriend that is! He'll show that he likes you but he'll be nervous to ask you out, so you may want to do it yourself. A Russell has such nice hair too and the prettiest eyes you'll ever see. He'll always try to make you laugh and tell you you're wrong when you put yourself down.
Girl one: Today I was freezing cold in 5th hour and Russell gave me his sweatshirt to wear!!
Girl two: *annoyingly singing* YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT!!
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A kind and loving guy that will do anything for the one he loves.
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