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A misspelling of the word ‘literally’.
Your lit rally shaped like a cow. PERIODT.
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1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.
2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
The assembling of as many sluts as possible to attempt to take advantage of the attributes attributed to sluts.
Lets get a slut rally going so we can all get laid!
WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music
WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game
WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time
What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)
Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!
Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!
Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?
Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?
Joe: Good point :|
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An event where students go to "support" a school team (usually the football team) that probably sucks and show "school spirit", even if the school has low SAT scores, bad drug problems, etc.. Most of the time, pep rallies are mandatory and are very loud. They are hated by emos, goths, mostly everyone in general, and are loved by preps.
My school was going to have a pep rally today, so I stayed home.
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Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).
Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.
Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!
(noun) gathering of people who seek to indoctrinate others with hate speech under the guise of patriotism. These are a typical precursor to Pogroms.
Throughout the 1930s, the Nazi party threw many a Trump Rally to further anti-Semitism in Germany.
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