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kick anyone named zyra on Ramen noodle day!
*kicks someone named zyra* Zyra: Why did you kick me?
Me: Oh its just ramen noodle day!
A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.
Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Kid: why?
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.
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The one kid who’s hair is blonde and real curly can often be described as a ramen noodle head, for his hair looks like legit ramen noodles.
Damn yo hair looks like ramen noodles, your a ramen noodle head, head ass..
When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles
Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!
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"I'm about to feed this bitch some cold ramen noodles!"
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what college freshman in the dorms constitute as romantic
guy: What's wrong baby? I made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, I that's just ramen noodle romantic. I'm going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers
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When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.
Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.