The Rancher Hit

A hit of marijuana that is so deep and intense, it's literally the greatest inhale of all time. You feel as if you've been mindfreaked by Criss Angel himself.

Danny: Oh Hey Johnny can I hit that shit?

Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.

Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.

Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?

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molly rancher

a jolly rancher dipped in mdma powder(molly) for the purpose of rolling balls.

man, bust out the glowsticks cause i'm rolling face off that molly rancher

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Gerbil Rancher

A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus

Keith Kersky is such a Gerbil Rancher

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car rancher

That guy in your neighborhood who owns a herd of beater cars, often of a specific make or from a certain long-ago automotive era, and he parks them all over the public streets, greedily taking up more than his share of available parking spots. The cars sit in the same spot day after day until someone reports them and the police slap a 72hr tow notice on them, after which they mysteriously move a few blocks away only to come back a week later.

The car rancher either fixes them up to sell at which point he is also a curbstoner or unlicensed auto dealer, or he is just a somewhat mentally unbalanced guy with OCD that needs help to stop collecting his automotive junk and warehousing it all over the block.

Guest: What's with all the beater Lincolns on your block? I couldn't get anywhere near your house.

You: Yeah I know, the old guy across the street is a car rancher, we've tried to get his junk towed many times.

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Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

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cattle rancher

an alcoholic beverage containing any beer and A1 steaksauce. The drink is prepared by pouring a can of beer into a cup and A1 steaksauce into a shot glass. The shot glass is dropped into the cup then the drinker chugs it down.

A: What do you want to drink?

B: I'll have a cattle rancher

A: Wow your a badass

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jolly rancher

A slang word for being hard or a dick

"im like a jolly rancher
'cause i stay so hard"

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