The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.
My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.
Wanting to have sex with a person. Meant to be said aloud...so that the woman knows.
Jon: Hey, did you see that chick over there?
Stan: Yea man, I'd take it to the ranch.
Something bitch ass niggahs putbor use for food or salad
Look it's a bitch niggah dipping their nuggets in ranch
Something bitch ass nigghas eat with their foods salads etc.
Look at that little bitch eating his nuggets with ranch
You are dressed nicely, you are ranched because you are dressing.
Treyshaw: Aye nigga i done got out da mall i be lookin ranched asf wit my true religons n my timbs lil nigga
(1) to have had intercourse with someone
(2) to have done sometihng with force
(3) to work on a farm
(1) She was pretty hot but I didn'r get to ranch her
(2) The newspaper machine was broken so I ranched the door and got my damn paper out.
(3) I worked hard on the ranch
ALT: Variations of Ranch...
Ranchy (get ranchy)
Ranched (past tense)
Rancher (one who does the ranching)