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Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.
Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"
Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"
Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"
Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
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The most frequently used word by DCDB's other than the expressions "Omigawdd!" and "Shut-up!" Often pronouned in a very drawn-out manner, such as "RAAAAN-dom!" for the purposes of making the speaker look "wacky."
"Julie that was soooooooo random! I can't believe you know stuff about books."
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The most unoriginal thing ever.
Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random
Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.
I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
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the act of getting "dome" (aka head, fellatio, blowjob, etc.) from a girl who you do not know (generally a promiscuous female who has self worth issues and has to prove to herself she is worth anything).
Hence the "random" part of ranDOME.
"Yo Sean who was that girl you were with last night?"
"Bro I don't even know her name but she gave pretty good randome."
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A word meaning irrelevant or out of nowhere.
Individuals often use this word to mask nonsensical "humor".
Random is not the same as "unexpected"
Random humor is only random because it is in a context, thus making it stand out.
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A way for unfunny people to think they're funny. Randomness will often be accompanined by annoying Napoleon Dynamite quotes that no longer resemble any form of humour.
Randomer 1: lololol ninja llama cheese dick!!!1! I LIEK CRAYONS@!!!!
Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random!!11@
Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH!!!!1!
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The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.
Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?"
Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."
Person A: "...what?"
Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"
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