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Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.
After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.
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When you leave a room, come back and everyone is gone. Seems like the rapture just happened.
I left the family room to go pee, came back and everyone was gone. Total rapture moment.
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The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.
The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.
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As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."
with all the clothes on my bedroom floor, it looks like a rapture bomb orgy happened
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To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.
After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS
A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"
A book falls on your foot in the library
A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
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Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
An overwhelming attraction to a fictional character, driven by the character’s captivating writing and the actor’s hotness. Symptoms include obsessive binge-watching, constant fantasizing, and a deep desire for intense, passionate encounters with the character.
“Since I started watching ‘Covert Affairs,’ I’ve been hit hard by Role Rapture. Augie is just too perfect, and I can’t get him out of my head!”