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When the hair from your balls grows to such a length that it begins to resemble the long, thick beard of mystical adviser in the court of Czar Nicholas II, Grigori Rasputin.
Dude, jerry showed me his cock and balls last night, and he doesn’t shave around there; he has a serious testicular Rasputin!
A mean prank for which you will need the following items: A sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a glass of icewater. Hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper's face, dip your hand in the icewater until it's very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. They will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be muffled by an icy, dead hand.
"My girlfriend would not have sex with me last night, so later I pulled the old Rasputin's Revenge"
adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)
Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!
The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!
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The Rasputin special is a subway measured to the exact size to the mm of Rasputin’s penis and contains Rasputin’a penis inside.
I’ll have a Rasputin special please.
It's like saying "I have to go. Like, right now." Because Rasputin was shot but then got up and ran away, before being killed for real this time.
"You will have homework tonight."
"Nope. Gotta Rasputin."
The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.
I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.
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A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.
Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.
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