reading

getting railed by beast titan 🥵🥵🥵

person A : Hey! i’m currently reading ;)
person B : aw ur so lucky bro

Read

When a girl leaves you on read it usually means one of two things. She’s either not interested, or she’s having a huge gangbang with that dude she told you not to worry about.

Shortly after a girlfriend left me on read, my friend sent me a video of that girl holding hands with another guy....

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reading

Code for Masterbateing .

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."

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Read

Read what the discord channel is for you normie

Person 1: posts art

Person 2: read
Person 1: but the channel is called art
Person 2: For the manga you idiot READ what this channels for you boomer

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read

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.

(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!

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on read

Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.

"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"

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Read

To jack off to a porno with/out subtitles

Yo i just read a good book

Oh really

Yeah really

Did it feel good

Of course

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