rebound guy

A guy who thinks he's gotten lucky since an attractive girl with a low self esteem decides to be with him. In reality, the girl is only dating him because she's trying get over another guy (A.K.A. she's "on the rebound"). The opposite/converse of this would be a rebound chick.

Cynical Friend 1: What the hell does she see in him? She's way out of his league.
Cynical Friend 2: Oh, it's nothing serious. She's just trying to get over her last breakup. To her, he's just a disposable rebound guy.

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rebound slut

A kid who can only score goals in Fifa off of rebounds.

Jake is such a rebound slut

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rebound sex

the sex that helps someone to recover mentally from failed love affairs.

Example ( The Big Bang Theory S01E03):

Penny: I'm still getting over this break-up with Kurt.
And this thing with Doug would just be rebound sex.
...
It's just -- It's my pattern: I break up, then I find some cute guy

and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of ... well, you know

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rebound fart

The noise you make after accomplishing a silent fart.

Stephanie thought she got away with making a silent fart until she moved and everyone heard her rebound fart.

Rebound Job

A job you take knowing that it isn't long term. Often due to an emergency situation where you know your losing your current job. It provides a paycheck while you take your time looking for a better job.

Starbucks was totally a rebound job, I was minutes from getting fired and needed something fast!

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Rebound Team

The team you start to root for after your home team is knocked out of the playoffs or if they just suck.

Guy 1: I can't believe the ravens lost to the steelers

Guy 2: Yeah same here. The Jets are my rebound team because they play the steelers next

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Rebound Developer

Also known as "Rebound Programmer ". Software developers who receives tasks not accomplished by other developers.. Ex: John is assigned a difficult task, he can't do it that's why the team leader will just assign it to the Rebound Developer who receives all the tasks their other team mates don't like..

John: i cannot make this. :-(

Team lead: ok, i will just assign it to the Rebound Developer

Rebound Developer: new task assigned.. *checks history * wtf man.. To me again?! What are the other members doing?! I am such a Rebound Developer! That's the reason im quitting here!!