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The sound someone makes after drinking a nice refreshing drink after being thirsty for quite a while.
Guy 1:*Ahhh*
Guy 2:What was that?
Guy 1:What was what?
Guy 2: That "Ahhh" noise you made after drinking that sprite.
Guy 1: Oh, that was a drink reflex. I couldn't help it, I was REALLY thirsty!
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When you immediately press the first option you see on a pop-up on your cellphone.
Person - "Oh cool, I would like to save this message as I took a long time to write it and can use it again later"
Phone - Save to Drafts?
Person - *No* (Cellular Reflex)
Person - "Oh shi-"
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When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive
Example 1:
Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!
Example 2:
Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?
Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex
The feeling you get when you see a nice body ruined by an ugly face.
I got arrested for attempted murder after she misinterpreted my bag reflex.
Something the true alcoholic learns to master
After drinking that case of cheap .99 cent labatt ice mixed with old english malt liquor i've become a master at supressing my gag reflex whilst at the same time managing to get pissy drunk for a measly 4 dollars! a win win!
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Walshy: Holy shit, it's Pure Reflex!
Strongside: Wow, let's just quit.
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The only acceptable substitute for good manners.
When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.
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