can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

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Prairie Dog Relay

When you run a relay race but instead of passing a baton, you pass a turd from one anus to another.

We would have won the prairie dog relay but John had diarrhea.

Relay

Basically just a switch without a mechanical toggle lever that has a little electromagnet inside

Oh no pin 87 on the relay burnt up!

Relay pass

A public transportation pass from Star Wars.

Bout to take the relay with my relay pass.

Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?

Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"

Swedish Relay

When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.

*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*

Monter-relay

Monter-relay is the passing of partners in a small city area, and are usually friends. At times it can get out of control with friends sleeping with the best friends Ex. Other examples is everyone hooking up with anything they can find, from tourist, Bums, M.I.I.S. Students, and Just good ol drunks.

"Im not seeing Em anymore, shes been running the Monter-relay lately, and taking the number one spot. Shes been with Everyone !"