food repellent

Code for any substance which reduces hunger, typically cocaine.

"Hey look at Eddy not eating, he must be holding the food repellent."

Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with

Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"

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Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..

Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..

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Woman repellent

What men do to deterred the advances of woman

" My boyfriend’s not-so-sexy stache. "

"My friend Ruben says his 'stache has limited his ability to pick up women, but he insists on wearing it anyway." Woman repellent

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bitch repellent

The spray you use to spray that one annoying ass bitch that won’t go away. Like a fly.

Bitch: Hey I heard you wanna fight? Let’s go outside now!

Me: No no no! Stay your annoying ugly ass over there. *sprays bitch repellent*

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snuggle repellent

Farting under the sheets when your girlfriend tries to snuggle up against you

Girl: "you had bad gas last night"
Guy: "that was my snuggle repellent"

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lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.

Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh

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