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A game. When a girl is taking a shower, you burst in and 'rescue' her, take her to 'safety'
(Girl taking shower, I burst in)
Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine
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When some one is so tired he passes out with his mouth open and it appears their face is made out of rubber.
He: Who what is up with Mike? He looks dead
She: Nah he is alright, he has been destructive drinking all week and passed out like a Rescue Annie,
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Much like a "captain save a ho" but only saves midnight looking women !
Look at Bobby being a true rescue chimp tonight !
He’s a bush baby and the leader of the friend group anyways yooho to the were on mission let’s explore let’s have some fun and so much more travel the world and meet new friends our journey never ends pammee lemmee roodee chewoo and our captain yoohoo
Yoohoo to the rescue kjkjhoitugerhjhfgegfds(kurtgh
When you poop and it touches the water before you pinch it off so it is touching both your butthole and the water at the same time.
Man I just dropped a rescue rope in your toilet.
When a person or persons show up to a party that is in the process of being ruined, by (a) parents (b) cops, or (c) simple lameness of said party's location and/or host, and the new arrival(s) then relocate the party to their place, thereby rescuing the party
Joe: hey, my buddy says the cops got called about noise at his shindig and all bets are off, should we send a rescue party?
Schmo: hell yeah, let's bring it to my place
What you say when faced with a proprietary closed-source hardware device such as the Creative Zen Mosaic MP3 player. Implies that someone with an oscilloscope/spectrum analyzer can tinker with the internal workings of a device and make it work more freely/open. Can also be replaced with 'Agilent to the rescue'.
Hipster:I'd like to get this iPod working in Linux, but it only works on MTP connection.
Guy in Red Hat:Tektronix to the rescue! Let's figure out the protocol.
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