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An absolute gentleman, very polite. Some may consider him to be posh but in a good way. Has an excellent sense of style, always seen in a suit. Has some money behind him but very humble. Incredibly talented at singing, in particular, take me home country roads. Always up for a drink and loves to party. takes natural leadership roles and is liked by everyone.
"do you know who my favourite person is?"
"no, who?"
"Reuben of course!"
5👍 2👎
The sweetest and cutest boy you'll ever meet. Having a Reuben in you life is 100% a blessing. He has a smile that could make anybody stop and look, and his eyes are the most beautiful colour, no matter the lighting. He gives the best hugs and has the most comforting voice you'll ever hear. Do not overlook the chance to befriend a guy named Reuben, he'll end up being the best person you'll ever meet.
"I love Reuben and I'm so glad I met him." <3
5👍 2👎
An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.
"Hey, where is Fiday? I need my daily Reuben!"; "My taint is bleeding from this raw passionate reuben!"
85👍 112👎
The best looking boy you know and is an excellent person to have around and is great in bed
If wish you were more like Reuben
7👍 5👎
Reuben is one of the most loving people i know, smart funny and caring, can be a hard ass but if you're close he will allways be there for you and love you
4👍 2👎
Reuben is a bit of a simp but really talented at the guitar and music in general, can be a bit boring sometimes but we forgive him because he is extremely good looking, Reuben’s also normally have a crazy ex (usually named libbie)
I wanted to sneak out tonight but Reuben won’t because he is boring :/