A reverend specialised in all that is funk.
Eric is most definitely the Reverend of Funk.
A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."