The term to describe the gorilla grip that only necrophelliacs experience.
Damn bruh, that rigor mortussy go crazy after a few hours.😫😫
When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.
Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.
cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike
"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"
That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.
I've been waiting so long that Rigor Bordis is starting to set in.
The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.
mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails
nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male
Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.
"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."