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The risky jerk is a very dangerous, ballsy move. You must stand next to your parent's bed while they are sleeping, and masterbate. You must complete all the way till release. The riskyness is doing this next the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.
DUDE! I tryed to do the risky jerk but my dad woke up half way through and cut it off!
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A brigade of Pirates in the game Windward known for their fearsome cruelty and fun-loving questing.
The Risky Biscuits are love their grog and their wenches
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1. A tactic in the board game RISK, where a treaty is formed between two adjacent territories, followed by the army of one said territory attacking the other via a separate adjacent territory.
2. An agreement towards specific terms that specify the means but not the end result.
3. Agreement not to have a frontal sexual encounter, ie “make love”, only to have penetration from behind, even if it means good ol’ fashioned butt sex.
1. We agreed not to attack each other from North Africa or Brazil, but after I thinned out my reinforcement he totally Risky McGee'ed me and conquered North Africa through Western Europe. That bastard.
2. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies with me, and she said "sure". But when we got there, she ended up seeing a different movie with another guy. I think I just got Risky McGee'ed.
3. Sure, I told him I wasn’t going to have sex with him. But I didn’t let him know I was going to have GAY sex with him. It was a classic Risky McGee.
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Bringing some excitement and a safe element of incest back into the gentlemanly pass time. Asking your mum to make you a cup of tea when your not even in the racing position, and then getting started, the idea being to finish yourself off before she arrives with your warm, refreshing beverage.
Extra points can be earned if you manage to regain your composure before she comes in, failure obviously carries its own punishment if you're in mid stroke as she comes comes in.
Also known as one of the Risk
Why don't you try a bit of R & R?
What rest and relaxation?
No Wrist and Risk action. Try having a risky one.
wank knockoneoffthewrist one off the wrist risk incest
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When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.
Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.
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Relates to pro-evolution soccer. The term is applied to a situation where a foolish and un-necessary risk is taken but goes unpunished.
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The risk of posting names on urbandictionary because some editors will go ahead and post the opposite of what you posted about (Person's Name) because it is funny to piss people off that way
Hahaha look at all the losers posting those risky names on urbandictionary
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