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Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012


Owl rite

All Right

We'll deal with this problem tomorrow, Owl rite?

by Chatterted October 12, 2011


Immortal Rites

Gathered for a sacred rite

Subconscious minds allied

Call upon immortals

Call upon the oldest one to intercede

Rid us of our human waste

Cleanse our earthly lives

Make us one with darkness

Enlighten us to your ways

From churning worlds of mindlessness

Come screams unheard before

Haunting voices fill the room

Their source remaining undefined

Shadows cast from faceless beings

Lost for centuries

Lords of death, I summon you

Reside within our brains

Cast your spells upon our lives

So that we may receive

The gift of immortality

Bestowed on those who seek you

Immortal Rites

by Death Menace September 26, 2022


gettin rite

having sex or getting high it depends on the person

man dont be calld me my girls over and im bout to be gettin rite. hey man you gettin rite off the dope i gave you?

by biggpoppaspank form the west bank March 28, 2008

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The Rites of Spring

An 80's band that has the sig. 80's twang. A little hard to understand. Disbanded after just one album in 86 I believe.

Check out "End on End" its a neat song

by The Bandwagon June 20, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Last Rites

Spitting on a person before the final beatdown.
Better known as the "fist shake", "the dirty look" or the "middle finger" before a physical attack.

These are your last rites bitch!

by Wayne143 August 10, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


diet rite

the best drink in the world! it's better than sex.

diet rite ownz joo!!!!

by who? December 13, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž