When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.
I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.
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bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes
i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.
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The hottest girl alivvee. She melts my heart and is so hott and delicious. You wannna be likke her trussst me. shess a cuttiee withh a bootiiie. Hit her uppp
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Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life
Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.
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Frika Frakka Ritter is the verbalisation of !#@%$*.
1. Frika frakka ritterer (n)
2. Frika frakka (adv)
1. (n) Used when an undesirable event occurs; one exclaims, "Frika frakka ritterer"!
2. (adv) Is also commonly used in its short form, e.g., "I'm so frika frakka right now!"
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A very wise man, possibly Asian.
"Griffin Ritter contributed very little to our Radio/TV project. I have no other choice but to mark him down as "Was Present""
Fake cowboy, or someone pretending to be country.
He lives in the city but is wearing those boots, he must be a ritter!