John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

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John Ritter

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

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Casey Ritter

The hottest girl alivvee. She melts my heart and is so hott and delicious. You wannna be likke her trussst me. shess a cuttiee withh a bootiiie. Hit her uppp

Casey Ritter is a sexy moma.

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Tyson Jay Ritter

Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life

Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.

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Frika Frakka (Ritterer)

Frika Frakka Ritter is the verbalisation of !#@%$*.

1. Frika frakka ritterer (n)
2. Frika frakka (adv)

1. (n) Used when an undesirable event occurs; one exclaims, "Frika frakka ritterer"!
2. (adv) Is also commonly used in its short form, e.g., "I'm so frika frakka right now!"

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griffin ritter

A very wise man, possibly Asian.

"Griffin Ritter contributed very little to our Radio/TV project. I have no other choice but to mark him down as "Was Present""

Rittered

(slang) When a middle age man sends an underage girl a hyperlink to a video of him masturbating.

Ewwww, this old dude just rittered me.