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to dress up fashionabley and to get buck, go crazy. Everything goes.
(on the phone)
Ashley: Hey girlll, cant wait to see you!!! In four days we will be putting on the ritz!
Jocelyn: Yeah, it's going to be bangin. Miss you.
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The nicest hotel chain in the world, the richest of the rich will stay there. Rooms can be as much as a few thousand a night.
My family and i are gonna stay at the ritz carlton, we're rolling rich now
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When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat
Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.
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Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean that Ritzes are so excellent -- ritzy, even.
IT SITZ ON THE RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food>
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gotz here SITS ON THE RITZ. Here, load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
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The best snack known to man.AKA Orgasim in solid form.
I shoved so many delicious ritz chips into my mouth i could taste it on my ass crack
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White trash who stay at nice hotels, usually ruining a good time for anyone else staying there.
"Oh crap... here comes a rusty minivan with five kids and a basset hound, must be more ritz crackers."
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An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.
Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.