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A man who loves eating Poo and sucking penis whilst raping children and putting hotsauce down his urethra
Hey I’m a roadman
“So your a pedo”
degenerate Kids from low income families who think they're tough and bad, living on government money. usually originating from a run-down district . The attire in which they are mostly seen in consists of trainers, nike or adidas joggers and a thin shirt, although they often prefer to go shirtless with their fellow scum. Usually seen late at night and often in packs, the common "Roadman" involves themselves in petty crime such as stealing bikes and vandalism. To add to this, they engage in harassing citizens they don't like, such as normal people. Speaking with little grammatical structure, the common "Roadman" has a distinctive accent which is also a method of establishing solidarity amongst their fellow degenerates. Their essentially non-existent grammar and grasp of the english language is very undeveloped and they prefer to engage in coversations using vulgarities. They like to establish dominance over a certain area by using an arsenal of various weaponry, plundered from their house, and sometimes off an illicit dealing. Roadmen usually occupy public areas such as the park or outside the sweet shop where the roadmen devour the lowly priced synthetic confectionary. It is also the best shopping area for the low income families which the roadmen are brought up in. Speaking of which, the the common roadman will establish a unique bond with the local corner shop owner which is often visible through the mutual use of the title 'bossman' when communicating with one another.
Oh hes a proper roadman isnt he?
Yeah bruv, mans a roadman cuz
A british year 7 trying to be a gangster but looking more like an annoying preschooler attempting to look menacing with a northface jacket and a ski mask.
Dave: Timmy turned into a Roadman, that's so cool.
John: Is this nigga serious?
A roadman is the brother speices to a chav. Roadmen normally date chavs. They are normally located in South London,Birmingham, Manchester and Liverpool. They use the phrases:
Innit
Blud
Wagwan
Peng
Leng
Alie
Fam
Bruv
You can use them in a sentence like this:
Ur gal kinda leng innit.
Y U IN MY ENDS FAM!
Roadman are ferel so stay away from them
A prick who thinks there hard and hangs out with chavs
Roadman: “Wag-wan g”
Normal person: talks normally
A absolute idiot that always thinks your trying to disrespect him
Me: *walking*
Roadman: Ayo what you doing on my turf
Me: heading home
Roadman: so you calling my mom a slut aye
Me: no
Roadman:so you calling my dad a wasteman then
Me:*running away*
A person who sells drugs, is part of a gang and kills people.
Not any random guy in a puffer jacket.
Person 1: Is Dave a roadman?
Person 2: No, he doesnt sell drugs, isnt part of a gang, and he doesnt kill anyone.
Person 1: But he owns a puffer jacket, and has a Nike Tech Fleece.
Person 2: 😐