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When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.
My life is so sheets and robes right now.
I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.
A woman who goes to monasteries looking for a husband.
Abbot to the monks: "Brothers, take custody of your eyes and remain vigilant! There are a few robe snatchers on retreat this weekend."
Looking so good in your robe your partner cums looking at you.
Marsha was hard robing so hard last night creamed my briefs.
When a girl is covered with a guys hot gizz, she is said to be "Robed in Glory"
After unloading my cum all over her chest, she was proud to be Robed in Glory.
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Where a man recieves a blowjob and lets the semen cover his penis and dry up. Later she gives him another blowjob and removes the outer shell.
Daniel: THIS chick ate my russian robe robe last night, it felt so good!
J-Ham: I wish i could produce man juice...
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Robe Bunny rohb buhn-ee, plural Robe Bunnies
proper noun
1. Informal: a girl who is devoted to the pursuit of male lawyers or law students.
2. Slang: Sometimes disparaging and offensive. a pretty, appealing, or alluring young woman, often one ostensibly engaged in the sport or similar activity of seducing male lawyers or law students for money (e.g. a free meal ticket) or the perceptive of power and importance and various sexual ends.
3. Chiefly British . synonym for a dirt squirrel (see dirt squirrel).
Origin: 1800s, historically emerging from the concept of a "badge bunny" (see badge bunny) whereas lustful young females (the bunny) sought to defile policemen (the badge) in search of sexual, pecuniary and psychological gratification. Compare "badge" with the formal loose fitting outer garb ("robe") worn by Commonwealth barristers in courts of superior jurisdiction.
Stacey, a 21 year old robe bunny, staves off her deep-rooted feelings of inadequacy by constantly pursuing lawyers in an ever-enchanting pursuit for sex, money and a vicarious sense of self-importance.
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