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Robert

Robert is a fucking legened that licks booty holes only on the weekends. Most of the time he is blasting music or watching videos about mixing. He is the kind of guy you can't tell what to do because his ears will lose hearing if you do. Robert is so funny he will make your chest collapse because sometimes his spinal cord comes out of his neck and it gets in everyones guacomole. He eats enough food to feed a village and is always thin. Sometimes robert gets lost in his bed when he's meditating and can't find his way out the sheets.

Robert is out of this Dimension.

girl 1 have you seen robert?
girl2 Nope he is porbably in the clouds again
girl 1 tell him to come down, I got him some Texas Native Pecans

by weareone1ove July 14, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

A great pilot who always keeps a good head on his shoulders. Sometimes gets frustrated when things don't work right. Short. always caring and helpful.

Wow, Robert really helped me with that question!

by PiperComanche November 7, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material

Goddammit Robert

by Hematochezia August 14, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

Sometimes can be a bitch but honestly very loyal when you need him. He is silly and annoying.

Robert is there for you when you need him.

by losthillsgang November 27, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

Robert is a man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love.He is the meme Lord that will save the world one day.he will use the power of Idubbbz to defeat the non memer's and will defeat the loomynarty.His real name is XxxPUZZYSHREKPEPExxX.He is also the ultimate thot slayer.

Did you see Robert slay that thot?

by RobertCarrillo April 24, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

A Geography teacher who gives his students a lot of homework and flexes how good he is at surfing

i DONT KNOW Robert

by not Robert August 29, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Robert

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!

I once was friends with a Robert but we called him Robby back then.

by SakuraSaku October 29, 2006

3268๐Ÿ‘ 3179๐Ÿ‘Ž