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Roblox

A messed up platform which has been like that since 2017, where there are nonces, online daters, bots, exploiters, dead games, gangsters, condo games and edge-lords

It has 1.4 Billion registered users half of them are bots.

It's messed up on xbox one

Roblox is a fucking shit now

by puumbaz February 23, 2020


Roblox

An app where kids use to spend thousands of dollars on just to get online girlfriends and look good.

Person 1: I have a gf on Roblox
Person 2: Bro wtf your fucking weird

by Bacon_Icon February 13, 2022


Roblox

A game originally made in 2005 for kids to interact online, slowly devolved from a simple game concept where players could make the games themselves into an obvious cash grab. In 2010 and onward Roblox put in massive business model changes (Like the removal of tix, or removal of Builders Club where you payed to get daily wages of Robux, the increased cost of Robux, and the addition of Roblox "Premium" where if you have it Robux prices were cheaper. Slightly.) which created a massive shift in the way developers made their games, from being original and inspired to being a completely obvious copy of a game like Call of Duty and utterly uninspired filled with micro-transactions. Also including the censorship put in place that makes in-game conversations hopeless since it's a given that most words are censored since they extremely vaguely resemble a swear word, despite many players working around the censorship and still succeeding in being racist and intolerable 13 year olds, and games revolving around sexual or racist jokes... The team behind Roblox are extremely hypocritical and unfriendly their own players yet since its revolved around kids who can't pay for better games it's still massively popular. In a world where kids have money, this game would die out.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna play Roblox?
Guy 2: Isn't it that game from 2006?
Guy 1 Yeah it has some pretty neat games on it, oo look this one's called "Half-Life RP"
Guy 2: Half-Life RP? Like based off the game?
Guy 1: It looks pretty interesting, here join me.
Guy 2: Well I got some time to kill...
after 15-20 minutes of playing
Guy 2: Jesus I didn't expect this many micro-transactions in a kids game...
Guy 1: Yeah and it's not even that fun, why don't we the actual Half-Life?
Guy 1: I'm down.

by Lanseman March 23, 2020

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Roblox

A platform and game engine created by a guy called Builderman. It contains a lot of popular games such as adopt me.

-I heard that guy likes playing Roblox

-Minecraft is so much better…

by RainySimp July 1, 2022

24πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Roblox

An online game with a terrible community based off Lego and little player created minigames. The games are otherwise fun, depending on the maker's creativity, but this community often ruins it. Most are known for hating a creation for the use of "free models" which are working creations that anyone can use. However, if you tried to make a good game, you would find this almost irresistible due to it's over-complicated system. Players are also known to lack the ability to read, or just choose not to read. Common phrases used: ZoMG Hax1!1, noob, nub, wut, FREE MODELS!!!, and other phrases to make it clear they hate everything about the player because of a simple lamp that they didn't bother making themselves.

Red Robloxian: I want the planet of red and blue to have peace!
(Blue Robloxian goes on attacking)
Red Robloxian: Can you even read?
Blue Robloxian: Nub!

by Magmoorpirate July 1, 2010

394πŸ‘ 189πŸ‘Ž


Roblox

Roblox is a gaming platform in which you can "create" anything and meet the 178 million users that are either bots, inactive players, banned accounts or even actual people! Roblox is filled to the brim with millions of different games, but the majority the community will only play whatever is on the front page. Want to make your own game? Too bad! The standards for game quality has increased so much from the beginning of Robloxes life that you would need literal years of experience on coding to actually have a chance at making a popular game. Still want to make a great game? Alright, well until you go get Roblox Premium first, you'll be stuck with having 0 income. The only way you could possibly make Robux would be by selling content on the games that you've made, but without advertisements, your game wouldn't even get noticed in the first place! If someone actually indeed bought something from a game that you made however, you'll only make 10% of what they paid. That's what you get for not paying Roblox monthly. You're going to be charged for creativity! What fun! What a great way to support creativity! Despite Robloxes attempt at disguising their platform as a tool for creativity, they also made it so that creating content is almost impossible unless you're using a computer. Whats that? You just wanted to know whether or not Roblox is a good platform for playing games? Oh. Well I mean It's alright.

lol xd Roblox has a sucky community.

by Wukov November 13, 2019

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Roblox

A cult created years ago around 1760-1820. The cult 'Roblox' is very sex orientated. With every member expecting to creat their own chamber with there own hands, often causing mental break downs and ware of fingers. They would take kids from thier homes and trade to others for a 'under ground' currency called 'robux'. In several chambers that where found there was multiple dead baby's bodies and skeletons of kids.

On august 16th 2013 a chamber was supposably found containing a room full of dead corpses and eyes preserved in jars along with several vital organs was found about 27ft under a bar in Egypt.

This had been speculated to be covered up by the government.

Person 1: welcome to roblox,
you got the kids?
Person 2: yes, you got the robux?
Person 1: indeed,

by Moustacheman February 12, 2018

44πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž