A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!
She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!
To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.
"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."
It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts
Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!
Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.
Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.
Rocky roads are streaks of poop.
There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!