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The act of taking a shit in somebody's mouth, and duct taping it shut so they can't spit it out. Then you tickle your victim until they can no longer take it, and your poop flies out of their nose. However, it is recommended that you take off the duct tape when you're finished so he or she doesn't suffocate.
Damn, he pulled a rodney on her while she wasn't paying attention.
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messing with someones head in an attempt to annoy them. Usually used to annoy large groups of people.
Are you going to the show???
yeah!!
Really???
Neh!!! You've just been rodneyed
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To be rodneyed is to be in the state of lethargy and intense laziness following the initial high resulting from smoking large amounts of Marijuana. Characterized by the inability to get of the couch and finding it hard to even move around on the couch to get more comfortable.
Origin: Some friends discovered a mouse in their university dorm room, this mouse was named rodney. Being students it only seemed right to conduct an experiment on the effects of marijuana on a rodent. Prior to exposure the mouse ran around and showed alot of activity. Post marijuana smoke gas chamber it would cling to a sock and not move for several hours, even if the sock were turned upside down and shaken. Then one day rodney was allowed out of his bucket sober and proceded to run directly of the fire escape and fell 5 stories to his death.
It is in his honor that the term rodney was coined to fill a void in smoking vocab.
"Dude, you've sat on that couch and watched the discovery channel for 3 hours, your so rodneyed."
"Man, can you get the remote? I know it's only 2 feet away but I like really cant get it, i'm too rodneyed."
"I was supposed to go to class, but I was so rodneyed, I just passed out face first on the carpet."
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anyone who is constantly dipping in your business asking dumb questions
hey buddy what's up. come on man adults are talking over here quit being such a rodney
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when one shaves his/her head and has an appearance of a Nazi
His hair cut was horrible it looked as if it was cut in the dark. After he got his haircut people started to call him a rodney due to his looks.
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Things floating in or on water (eg. recently dead plant matter, styrofoam cup)and the repulsiveness therof. Since it refers to things aqueous, and hydroponic plants are aqueous, and lots of high grade marijuana is hydroponic, rodney can commonly refer to good reefer.
Make sure you don't swim through the rodney, Judy! Hey Reggie, you want to hang out with our friend rowdy Rodney?
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An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.
Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".
GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.
Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"
Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"
Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."
Audience member: "What else do you hate?"
Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."
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