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1. A french inventor
2. Someone who redefines SUPER GAY.
1. Roland invented the Driveler
2. OMG dont be a Roland!
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roland is a simp. when he likes a girl he makes sure their in the talking stage and then never makes the move to ask her out. then blames it on her and left her heartbroken and she felt like she did something wrong when it was him the whole time.
girls friend: “is that the guy you’re talking to? his names like roland right?”
girl: “ yeah but it’s been 2 months of us talking and he’s too much of a pussy to ask me out. DONT go for him. “
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Perhaps THE most underrated male vocalist of all-time, Roland Orzabal is one of the two founding members of the stupendous "New Wave/Pop-Rock" band Tears For Fears, along with Curt Smith. Tears For Fears made such hits as "Mad World," "Shout," "Everybody Wants to Rule the World," and "Sowing the Seeds of Love," as any 80's music fan knows.
What people may not know is that Mr. Orzabal continued to kick ass as Tears For Fears after Curt Smith's departure in 1991, with the albums "Elemental" (1993), "Raoul and the Kings of Spain" (1995), and the B-side collection album "Saturnine, Martial & Lunatic" (1996), all of which feature Orzabal's stupendous vocal range and criminally underrated guitar-playing.
Mr. Orzabal followed these up with a badass Electronic album, "Tomcats Screaming Outside" (2001), before reuniting with Curt Smith, and releasing yet another masterpiece "Everybody Loves a Happy Ending" (2004) as Tears For Fears, with Orzabal's signature wide-range vocals throughout.
30 years in the business, and lots of people still don't know who Roland Orzabal is. Now you know.
Person 1: "Roland Orzabal has to be in the Top 10 singers of all time."
Person 2: "Who the hell is Roland Orzabal?"
Person 1: "The dude from Tears For Fears."
Person 2: "Aren't there 2 dudes in Tears For Fears?"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's the one that kept the name going in the 90's."
Person 2: "Tears For Fears was around in the 90's?"
Person 1: "How do you know there were 2 dudes in Tears For Fears and not know they were around in the 90's?"
JENNA
O-M-G Chlo, answer me
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripe
Call back, I'll yell you every word
CHLOE
Jenna Roland calling
Ugh, Jenna Roland calling...
Jenna Roland calling...
Hey!
JENNA
Ohmygod- Ohmygod-
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Very end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?
CHLOE
Oh I saw Rich
JENNA
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey
CHLOE
He's gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy
JENNA
Right, but, he wasn't drunk
CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA
Yo, he wasn't drunk!
CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA
No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?
CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!
JENNA
You really want me to tell you?
CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!
JENNA
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!
CHLOE
No I'm not?
JENNA
Yeah, I know
But here's what happened at the party's end
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
So, Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake...
CNN analyst, political commentator, Al Sharpton's love child. If blackness is involved, he's getting involved.
"You didn't hear? The civil war was all about slavery."
"Nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. Don't be such a Roland Martin."
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Slender mans best pal. He does all the dirty work for slender man. Slender Roland looks like a human, but acts like slender man.
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: I saw someone that acted like a Slender Roland
Guy 1: What was he doing?
Guy 2: He was.....Doing slender mans work
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When your eat a girl out and just as she's about to cum, stop. Spread some peanut butter on her pussy and let your dog finish her off.
This girl I was with last night wanted me to go down on her, so I gave her a dirty roland.
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