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Cristano Ronaldo

A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire

Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????

by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022


r9 ronaldo

Commonly known as Ronaldo Nazario, R9 is considered to be one of the best strikers ever to play football. In 1997, at the age of 21, he became the youngest player ever to hold the ballon d’or, a record he still holds today. He also broke the world transfer record twice before he turned 21. By the age of 23, he had already scored more than 200 goals. There has been a lot of strikers who are legendary but R9 or Ronaldo Nazario stands out from them.

β€œR9 ronaldo is my goat striker.”

by Bl_36 September 6, 2023


Cristiano Ronaldo

one of the best soccer players in the world

i want to be the second cristiano ronaldo.

by manutdrox October 5, 2008

586πŸ‘ 341πŸ‘Ž


cristiano ronaldo

To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.

Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.

by tehretardedbunny July 14, 2006

1391πŸ‘ 968πŸ‘Ž


christiano ronaldo

christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.

fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.

by dwayne rooney July 10, 2006

494πŸ‘ 349πŸ‘Ž


the ronaldo spin

Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.

Honey, I want some mcdonalds... why dont you have a nice the ronaldo spin

by korgar August 28, 2008

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


cristiano ronaldo

Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals

Cristiano ronaldo skills are buffling

by lyrical August 4, 2006

790πŸ‘ 584πŸ‘Ž