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1. The man behind George Bush.
2. Turd blossom. (What George Bush calls him. I found this out watching a TV special called The 10 Most Fascinating People)
Karl Rove controls Dubya.
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The Suge Knight of politics.
I voted for Obama. Karl Rove shot me.
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The older sibling of Karl Rove. Ham Rove is a chunk of Ham with some sweet 80's glasses.
P1: Man, Karl Rove's head looks like ham.
P2: Well, his older brother IS in fact a piece of ham. His name is Ham Rove.
P1: I did not know that, thanks for the info!
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When fucking a girl in the butt, you take your fingernails and scratch her back, causing her to clench her butthole and run. All the while causing her mouth to be open, and her to reach for her back. Appearing like a dragon.
John: "I pulled a Roving Dragon on Jenna last night!"
Troy: "Sick!"
the master of puppets...
Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*
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Australian talk show/light entertainment with host Rove McManus
Rove Live
2000-
Network Ten, Australia
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A talentless talk show host who typifies everything that is wrong with the entertainment industry in Australia.
McManus originates from Perth and has won countless awards for his talk show of the same name.
Originally described as a comedian, Rove would start his show with a David Lettermen-style stand-up routine. He was forced to ditch this after failing to make anyone laugh for three years staight (source: Guiness Book of Records). He can now be described as a businessman who shamelessly uses the death of his soapie-star wife to force guilty and retarded viewers to watch his show.
The format of his show is sourced from every successful talk show of the past 20 years and he hasn't had an original thought or idea in his life.
Wood Duck: Did you watch Rove McManus last night? It was soooo good.
Normal Human: I did actually but he really isn't very funny and the show is a poor excuse for advertising the movies of Hollywood guests as well as the radio shows of his equally as unfunny Aussie co-hosts.
Wood Duck: Huh? But he won a gold logie last year and his wife died. Plus it was so funny when Guy Pearce ate the M & Ms Rove puts on the set when interviewing stars.
Normal Human: Fuck off cunt.
Wood Duck: OK Mr Grumpy. I have to go anyway. I'm taking my life partner to an AFL game followed by an Adam Sandler movie.
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