royalty stop

A stop sign on a main arterial road that has no business being there. It's called that because some broken condom of a Soccer Mom chose to take their own life by getting run over by a car. It exists because of society's tendency to place higher values on some homo sapiens than others, without taking merit into account.

Royalty stops are what happens when people make decisions based on emotions.

"Dude, did you just pass that stop sign?" "It's a royalty stop"

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Royalty Meal

When the mistress crawls under the table while you eat Panda Express and proceeds to blow you.

I had a Royalty Meal the other day

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loyalty before royalty

dont put the fuckin popularity n riches n shit over the real ones that been there 4 u

remember g, loyalty before royalty.

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boy scout royalty

The son or sons of a leader of a boy scout pack. Often believes that he is the shit when it comes to boy scout activities. Is usually a stuck up kinda know-it-all, doesn't seem to have many friends despite the fact most of the childrens parents want their sons to look up to them. Always trying to show off their boy scout skills to parents. Usually has some kind of social awkwardness problems.

Me: "Look at the boy trying to cut that log with an axe."
Mark: "Kinda makes you want to go do it for him."
Me: "Yeah but he's obviously boy scout royalty, he wouldn't let you help out with all the others watching."
Mark: "True that, poor kid."

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Her Evil Royalty

When the Finnish Love Metal band HIM wanted to realease a CD in North America they were told that they had to rename their band because Him was already a cpyrighted band name.
They renamed their band HER for a rare realease of Razorblade Romance, and HER jokingly stands for HER EVIL ROYALTY to comabt HIM's HIS INFERNAL MAJESTY.
They are now able to realease and tour under the name HIM as the prior band is obsolete.

HER Her Evil Royalty is HIM His Infernal Majesty

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Sexual Royalty Titles

A sexual royal fetish that dukes, marquesses, earls, viscounts, barons, kings, duchesses, marchionesses, countesses, viscountesses, baronesses, and queens do.

*moans* oh fuck I love sexual royalty titles!

high school royalty

Someone who held the position of: Homecoming, Winter Formal or Prom King or Queen-

"i was Winter Formal Queen"

"Wow i didn't know i was sitting next to High School Royalty!"

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