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A team full of cry babies that blames their losses on others instead of their own shortcomings.
Buffalo Sabres lost because:Brett Hull's foot was in the crease "No Goal" Snarf Snarf!!
John Leclair shot in through the SIDE of the net. Wah Wah
"We only lost to Carolina because of injuries" Daniel Briere used to give great head Snarf Snarf
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n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.
DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"
DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"
DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"
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Millennial-era sex interpretation of an early 20th Century phrase to threaten military action, flex muscle or might.
"You can Sabre-Rattle me any time!"
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A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.
Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.
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The Wrapping sabre pop is when two guys smell the flog of a women and start to battle for it. They both use their FUCKING DONGS to fight to the death to get to her pussy flapper. One male finally wins causing the balls of the other dude to fucking pop open all over his face. He then dies eating a bengal tigers ass. The winning male then gets to wrap his face in that floggy bitch and celebrates his victory by sewing her venthole closed.
guy1; FUCK YOU I CHALLENGE YOU TO A Wrapping sabre pop
Guy2; GET REady yo balls gonna pop
guy3: i wonder whos gonna get the bengal.....
A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.
Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!
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An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.
Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!
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