Sep 26

National give an old friend a hug day

person 1: "hey (old friends name) come here"
person 2: "what?"
person 1: "Its Sep 26!" *hugs*

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sep 11

Sep 11 is the day were bad things happen but not always. The day is cursed, every single baby that is born on Sep 11 are toxic asf and their virgos so they suck. So national hate virgos and toxic ppl day.

Person 1: omg Sep 11 sucks

Person 2: why? thats my birthday.
Person 1: eww get away from me you werido

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sep 27

POP YO TIT OUT FOR YO BF

HEY BABY DO UK THE DAY

NO
sep 27 POP YO TIT DAY
OH

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Sep 21

Of you are born on sep 21 you will het al the girls 😎

Of you are born in sep 21

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Sep

1. Super Erect Penor
A word used around gal pals or girlfriends to signal to your bros that you are indeed in trouble if you stand up to do anything, so they help out.

2. Super Exclamation Point
Used to add even more impact than a regular exclamation point

Sep
1. You: "Bro, I'm sepping! :("

Her: "What? :/ Can you get me a drink?"

Bro: "Hey, why don't I instead?"

SEP
2. "I'm going to leave this fnuping place forever!" *leaves*

"Did he just use a sep?"

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sep.6th

Prank your friend day!

john: i hate you
will: why?!
john: it’s sep.6th

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Sep 22

the day the most inconsiderate,lying,assholes are born

bully:*insert asshole talking*
person being bullied:what day were you born?
bully :sep 22...
person being bullied:i can tell

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