smp

Describes Suck my pepi , in other way suck my small penis. Used by Jager a group of infidels playing retarded online games. Copyrights owned by Jager Corp.

- Kaveh : " Crying , drama , bla bla bla , crying"
- Raf : "smp o7"

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smp

"Shit My Pants" When you have reached the point of extreme laughter and you literally shit your pants!

Ruchi: "Did you see that redneck windchime?!"
Kevin: "Yeah I absolutely SMP, ahhh that was to effin funny!"

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Smp

A friendly word that means "slapping my pussy." It's most commonly used when someone says something funny, and you reply "smp"

Cole: Did you know Abby talked shit about us yesterday?
Kaitlyn: She did?
Cole: yeah she did smp

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smp

"shaking my penis", similar to "shaking my head" but simply with a different body part. Used to show disbelief, dissatisfaction or extreme satisfaction about a topic.

Those girls shorts are so damn short, smp

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smp

"Stretch Mark Pussy"

That girl has some major SMP.

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Dream SMP

The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other

::Wow, who knew you could declare war on a peaceful nation and murder all of their animals
::Only on the Dream SMP am I right chat

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smp live

A survival multi player (smp) server which has a playerbase consisting of 100 percent twitch streamers which has one rule that you must be streaming live on twitch to play.

Person 1: hey do you want to play on smp live.
Person 2: no dumbass only popular streamers can play on smp live.
Jchlatt: ha ha boomers you cant play.

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