Sparta

Sparta, NJ. A whore filled, druggie infested town in northern new jersey. Like seriously all you have to do to beat a sports team here is throw a bag a weed on the ground and theyll all go running towards it. and here in sparta the girls dont wear short-shorts...they wear whore-shorts. the white kids for some reason think theyre black...makes no sense. Every kid thinks they can do what they want because theyre mommies and daddies are rich and give them whatever they want. There are some normal families in Sparta...but not many...like 10..at the most. And for some reason kids in Sparta also think they're cool if they hang out in front of CVS, Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts or go swimming in a sewage pit called Lake Mohawk.

Spartan 1- Ohhh letss hang outt tonight!
Spartan 2- Omggg we can hang out in front of Panera Bread then go get high At Lake Mohawkk!
Spartan 3-dudeee soundss amazinng.

Normal Kid- what. the. fuck. get me out of this town. now.

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sparta!!!

sparta!!!

1. to kick some one annoying straight in the chest whilst shouting
"THIS IS SPARTAAA"
or
"FOR SPARTAAAAA"

2. to ejaculate in a woman/girls vagina then stand up, shout "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA" and boot them out of bed.
or
just before you ejaculate, kick the woman/girl out of bed and shout "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA"
and ejaculate on them

1. sparta!!!
(jane) *stop poking me*
(carl) *or what?*
(jane) THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!
*kicks in the chest*

2.sparta!!!
(jane) AAAAAAHHHH
(carl) oh yeah im fucking you good
(jane) OOOOOOOO
(carl) Im gna come
(jane) AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*carl comes*
(jane) is that it?
(carl) Is that it? IS THAT IT? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA
*kicks out of bed* (preferably through a window)

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Sparta

Sparta is a town in North Jersey where kids go to town and pretend to skate but they really suck. I know cuz i live there. We go hang out at Frank's pizza and the newly built Panera Bread. All the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and they go in the bathroom to do drugs. They think they are cool but, they are gay. Our 7th graders are digraces, doing every drug immaginable. We have a lot of snowboarders who go to Mountain Creek, the worst mountain immaginable. Also there are kids who think they are cool in marching band who do drugs before every practice, they are all fags. But Sparta is pretty cool if you come here you may like it, but if not dont make a deffinition unless you really know what it is like.

Yo where you from?
Sparta
Wow you're a fag!

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sparta

This town is a place where parents are blind and kids are fake. This town is more fictional than Hollywood. Hell, our town motto should be "Even our lake is fake."-cuz it was built and paid for with money-just like all the "friendships" here. Rich kids cant get in trouble here-Cuz the rich parents will have the ass of anyone who yells at their baby. The town votes to get rid of the basketball coarts so the jocks can have ANOTHER football field. And the town cant even vote to build a new school that has working heat and A.C. And it doesnt matter if u live in a shack on .4 acres of land-ur gonna pay as much taxes as a millionare on Lake Mohawk would. If ur not rich-u get used-if u havent been used yet-they havent noticed u yet

FRIDAY NIGHT IN SPARTA
-Hey mommy-can i go over to tom's?
-Sure baby.
TWO HOURS LATER...and two fights and two packs of bud and two grams later
-Dude-i dont look too wasted do i?
-Wuh...whats ur name dude???

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this is sparta

Kicking someone.

Wife: Ahhh... The baby is coming, now!! This is madness!!

Husband: Baby? Madness, huh? THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

*kicks the baby back into the pussy*

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THIS IS SPARTA

From a movie and is a meme

Jack:THIS IS SPARTA
Jake:RLLY
Jack:Wat
Jake:That gag is kinda old
Jack:K

This Is Sparta!

A meme from the film "300" in which a defiant king kicks a arrogant messenger into a deep well and to his death.

While shouting "This Is Sparta!"

The meaning is that the person to whom the phrase is directed towards simply does not understand whom they're dealing with and the phrase is a signal of defiance for not understanding the rules by which the first party lives by. To be defiant against the assumed authority of another.

New supervisor to experienced worker: Um you can't do that, Mr Gleason, your new manager wants you to put the widget here even and not where it fits best.

Experienced worker: "This Is Sparta! < puts the widget where it belongs > and everything works.

New supervisor: <quiet>