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Freak-magnet, the most crappy department ever!
-Where do ya work cracka?
-In SUV..
-Oh crap, you're f....!
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Like a minivan and pickup truck. Higher center of gravity meaning easy rollovers. Guzzles more gas than pickup trucks. Often used by soccer moms who can't drive but need control of the road (until they roll over). Part of a secret agenda of the automobile industry to rid the world of soccer moms.
Why get an efficient and cheap minivan? I'd rather drive an SUV so I could roll over at the drop of a hat.
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A soccer mom's favorite mode of transportation. Everyone who drives one probably has a little penis or small boobs, except for people who go off-roading, and people who live in Michigan and Minnesota who need 4 wheel drive.
Michigan Resident: My suv keeps me safe in the winter
Off-roader: I use my suv to go off roading
Soccer Mom: My suv guzzles gas and cuts off people.
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What foreigners would call an Armoured Personnel Vehicle.
Tourist In America: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?? How come no one told me you infidel dogs were at war running tanks crowded cities?
American: That be those them SUV dilly's. Them mom's like to drive thos big buggers. *spit*
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the ugliest fucking vehicle in the world.
it's as if PT cruisers aren't ugly enough, every american car company had to go and mass produce SUV's
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Selfish Use Vehicle
Driven by middle aged women or their pathetic husbands with smaller than average penises.
SUV's poor gas mileage is a big reason we are sending our valuable youth out to fight useless wars which in turn kill innocent Iraqis.
Middle-age woman: Did you see the gas prices today? 2.39!
Me: Yea you dumb bitch, it's simple economics. You consume so much fucking fuel that the prices rise... cunt!
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An overgrown station wagon,normally
occupied by one of the following...
assholes,scumbags,douche bags and the
usual dumb fucking cunt with a cell
phone jammed in her ear and her precious
little fuck remnants in the back.You can
usually find these fucking zeroes in your rear view mirror,riding up someones
ass,landing in ditches,rolling over and
generally being driven by the typical
asshole in the categories above.You have
to be a real fucking moron to get sucked
in by the car mfr.bullshit advertising
for these useless pieces of shit.Unless
it's for military,service or rough terrain usage,there's no fucking reason
why these assholes need these shitwagons.I have to hear these fuckwads
moan on the news when they have to shell
out $55 to gas up these pieces of shit.
Too bad,asshole..pay up.I had the personal pleasure last year on 2 separate occasions of seeing 2 of these
assholes in ford explorers getting their
asses beat,one on the highway and the
other at an exit ramp.I witnessed the
cocksucker at the exit ramp,moments before,driving like a reckless asshole
on the highway and pushing people out of
the way.The fuckwad got what he deserved,moaning like a little bitch when he got his ass ripped.Take boxing
lessons asshole."The bigger the suv,
the smaller the pecker"Now,go roll the
fuck over.
Hello Sir...you just won a brand new
suv in our drawing...
Stick it up your ass,handjob...I'll hang
on to my Yugo......
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