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The Reinstated Preferred name for Mormons as of October 2018.
Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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Saint's Day, noun.
A day honoring one or more saints. Often used humorously, in recognition of the fact that almost all days are saints days.
"I ain't no alchy! Ah only drink on saints days!"
an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.
"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)
Every 25th April is day all about a gay kid called Josh Lacey where you be nice to him.
ITS SAINT LACEY DAY TODAY
June 16th, where people celebrate Saint Jeremiah, who shot 16 people. People found his body filled with bullets.
March 18th. The Day After. Especially on college campuses.
Frank asked his prof to bump his midterm back to "man, just any day but Saint Gastric's Day."
A traditional religious holiday celebrated on November 1st.
I always like All Saints' Day. It's a good day to eat Trick or Treat candy and listen to Beatles records.