The Sal

1) The coolest being on this Earth.
2) Faster than you.
3) Did I mention damned cool?
4) mmm.. coffee

I saw The Sal at starbucks the other day.

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SAL

noun. a person who "Sucks At Life." pronounced Sal, not S-A-L.

WTF, what a SAL. She ruined our plans once again.

You're such a SAL! Stop being a little bitch.

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SAL

Greatest audio logging bot in history

Hey i got logged by SAL (Suspicious Audio Log) and they all comment it lol

SAL

"Smiling or Smirking A Little"

Use SAL...instead of LOL when you're really not laughing, and definitely not doing it out loud. Using SAL allows you to stop lying by typing LOL when you're really just barely pleased or amused.

*Someone says "You're so beautiful"...
Response: SAL😊

*Hears a joke that is slightly funny *
Response: SAL

sal

A gay chihuahua with a little dick.

I met a sal yesterday.

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SALS

Suck At Life Syndrome. Typified by an apparent lack of judgement and tendency to do something stupid. Patient zero known to live in Minnetonka, MN.

That guys SALS is really acting up today, he can't figure out how to work the remote.

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SAL

"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or mood from good to bad, either intentionally or unintentionally. He/She SAL.

My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.

You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.

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