Samming

The process of head banging and going hard at a party. Person may often lift up skirt and attempt to take off clothing. Side effects include throwing up and hiccups. Do not attempt unless you're a professional. Treatment: Shower. And more shots.

Sam was samming the fuck out at the party.

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Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation

"I bet your not Sam...like me"

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Sam

Sams are usually homosexual children that like to deep throat bananas at lunch and make their friends feel uncomfortable

Sam do you mind not doing that

Sam- *gurgles* and shoves banana down further

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Sam

Short for Samantha; A Beautiful girl that is fun, nice, hot, fun to be around, a great person, if you ever meet her befriend her asap! Although its clear that she is great, she doesn't believe it, but thats just her nature. :)

My day has been going bad... T_T
Oh Sam is here!!! :DDD

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Sam

The thing you find next to a tree after it rains.

Oh! I've found a Sam here!

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Sam

When you start to meet a Sam you will like him and think he’s chill, you will shortly realize he will begin to make puns about the male genitalia.

Eventually he will ask you things like “you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.

Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.

At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.

Ian B: Yeah you know my parents just didin’t decide to circumcise me, nothing wrong with that!

Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not circumcised. I mean your just not.

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Sam

Sam is short for Samuel. Will be an awesome friend and really nice. his hair is unbelievably soft. He has girls chasing after him and he will chase them back. HILARIOUS!..cute kid..

" that guy is such a cutie. he is funny and sweet. he must be a Sam."

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