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When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
Sampson syndrome
The man suffers from sampson syndrome
When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.
Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."
A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.
1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!
2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!
The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.
OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen
A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.
“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”
he is the least funny guy in the world you will hate him the moment you see him you will regret it if you become his girlfriend
girl 1: man chucky sucks
girl 2: what hapend this time
girl 1:he just sucks in bed that's all
girl 2: thats what you get for having chucky fraser sampson as a boyfriend