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an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away
Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson
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a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre
JD Samson i fucking awesome, I love her!!!!!
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Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.
Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.
(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.
(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
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When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.
Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.
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they make people laugh, they write stickers and stick them on their friends, they design cool shite, and they like it.
i woke up this morning with a "your ma's your da" sticker on my hat, "ah fuck,liz and samson"
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Discovered the first mobile phone back in 2003, also discovered the first electron and volt in 2017
Have you heard of Samson Cortina George? Yes, didn’t he discover the first mobile phone?