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a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane
Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK
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vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
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A motherfucker who runs shield and owns a purple lightsaber. He is also a motherfucker named frozone
You can't troll me, I'm Samuel L. motherfuckin jackson.
Some motherfuckers are calling me Samuel Jackson, without the motherfuckin L, IT'S SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSON.
I'm Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson
That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.
Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'
Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane
"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft
Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"