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Seven Samurai

One of the greatest films ever made. Involved Seven Samurai defending a small Japanese village from a large group of bandits. Directed by Akira Kurosawa.

Stars Toshiro Mifune and Takeshi Shimura who have appeared in other great Kurosawa films such as Yojimbo and Ikiru.

Seven Samurai - A movie for true film fans, not ignorant LOTR fans who refuse to acknowledge other films because deep down they know there are much better films such as this one.

by BM December 9, 2004

97๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frustrated Samurai

Rough sex using kendo-style armour. Not enclosed to any position, it excepts all. Usually involves spanking, biting and using a kendo sword as a sex aid (this is encouraged, but not compulsory). The couple/threesome/orgy/etc, then commit group suicide in the classic samurai style of a knife to the lower abdomen, this is due to the fact the penis can not win the battle against the vast variety of sex toys available. It is one of the most popular forms of snuff.

"I'm sorry to announce we lost a dear friend last week, he went out with glory preforming the spectacular sexual move called the Frustrated Samurai, what a way to go!"

by Thesexpest69 July 11, 2016


word Samurai

A person who can be dangerously adept at outmaneuvering another with language.

We call her the word Samurai because she is solidly confident that if and when she chooses to, she would win when it comes to words.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019


samurai jack

a super awsome show about a samurai named jack who get sent into the future by a magic skinny black guy named aku. Jacks goal in the show is to find a portal in which to return to the past and defeat aku. Even though he finds a portal in almost every episode he never manages to return,thus giving the creators the ability to make a season finale at any givin time without anybody seeing it coming.The last episode actually ends up being the prolouge to the first episode when jacks father gets the magic sword from the gods and defeats aku and locks him up for a few years.

"Gee I really wish i could see if samurai jack ever makes it back to the past."

by wesdoggg December 4, 2009

71๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai

Rubbish Rubbish Rubbish ride at thorpe park in surrey.I still rode it 7000 times this season though.What self respecting thorpe park mega fan wouldn't!

Feel the force of the shite-ey warrior

by David Jayne willaims January 23, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


corporate samurai

A person in a conflict-oriented profession (ie assassin, negotiator, advertising personnel, etc)who follows a samurai-like code of ethics. This generally means limiting collateral damage (whatever that might be, depending on the profession), treating their job as 'just business (not bringing personal animosity into competition),' and respecting competitors in their profession. Coined as a part of the cyberpunk movement in science fiction, and exemplified by Case in Neuromancer by William Gibson, and Hiroaki Protagonist in Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.

Hiro was a corporate samurai for CosaNostra Pizza #3569.

by BattleSchoolGraduate March 12, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai Jack

A no-anime cartoon that takes place in Japan,when a boy named Jack,and his hometown is destroyed,he grows up,and get a magic sword which can be used to defeat Aku(means evil or demon in Japanese),he must defeat Aku to go back into the past and undo the future as Aku

Samurai Jack is an awesome cartoon

by Mo October 17, 2004

124๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž