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you pick up a girl from a bar and make sure not to give her any personal info she can use to track you down. take her to the beach to screw. instead of putting on the condom as she requests, pretend to put it on but actually fill it with sand as you hit it raw. then after you nut in her, tell her what you just did and throw the condom of sand in her face, blinding her for a few minutes while you make your escape
I got this bitch at the bar last night and sandbagged her.
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When you go to your dealer for a bag of weed and you get NO BUDS. It's all shake & seeds.
I can sell ya some weed but all I got are these 'sandbags'. No buds.
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When someone remembers all of your mistakes, almost like picking up grains of sand and putting them in the bag. Then when they want to put people against you, they remind you of all of their mistakes, as if they were hitting you with the bag of sand.
Sheila: Shelly you're so full of crap.
Shelly: says the one who got mad at me on my birthday two years ago.
Sheila: what does that have to do with anything. Stop sandbagging me.
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In Sales; the act of intentionally holding back deals till the next month to get off to a fast start. Stems from the belief that you can't perform to a high level without a competitive advantage. See also: Mental Weakness.
"Can you believe Jeff is sandbagging 72 deals so he can make May's numbers look better?"
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The act of sexual intercourse with a quadraplegic amputee, (person without arms and legs), thus being reminiscent of humping a sandbag.
Person 1: Yo, boy's just hooked up with that quad chick.
Person 2: Yeah, he'll be sandbagging tonight!
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V. In roller coaster operation:
To delay the dispatch of a train for as long as possible without causing a cascade effect. Usually done after adding and empty train after it has been at rest.
A fresh train will not move as fast because the wheels are cold and need to move to generate the friction required for maximum speed. For this reason the "hot" fully loaded train behind it may catch up to it during the ride. different types of Coasters require some trains to be sandbagged more than once to allow for the preceding unit to achieve maximum velocity.
The new kid forgot to sandbag the train on main, now it's stuck in safety 1, and the lead has to supervise adding the fifth train for EVERYONE.
Thunder Mountain only requires a train to be sandbagged once, while Space Mountain may require a "rocket" to be sandbagged up to three times.
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Somebody lies down. Another person squats over that person's face. The person squatting then poos in the mouth of the person lying down. They then eat that poo
Me and my girlfriend were sandbagging last week
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