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One of Metallica's most popular songs, off of their self-titled album, more commonly known as the Black Album. I am no longer able to sleep because of this song.
Shit, Enter Sandman is a great song, but now I get nightmares every fucking night. Damn you James Hetfield!
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To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.
I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!
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When you wake up in the middle of the night, and you have the undeniable urge to shit.
I had a big bowl of chili before I went to bed and I had a Sandman special come knockin'.
One who steals data, movies, or music through the use of the internet. Most commonly the person can't be detected while the information is being stolen.
"Wow that was an awesome movie. How did you get the DVD, the movie is still in theatres?"
"I'm an internet sandman, I can get anything online."
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Often occurs on the beach or other sandy areas. After intercourse, the male ejaculates on his partners(preferably female)stomach and chest area. While the semen is still wet, the male picks up a handfull of sand and throws it on the female. The sand will stick to the semen. For this to work properly, the semen needs to dry with the sand in it.
Jeremy: "Golly! Look at that mildly attractive woman!"
Quick: "Damn man! I sure would like to Sandman that hoe!"
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When having unprotected anal sex with a woman/man, you use Nyquil as lube, pull it out and ejaculate in her mouth... the mix of warm bodily fluid and flu/cold relief liquid will promptly put her to sleep. You may then continue to have sex with her, but a true gentleman calls it a night too.
When Geoff gives Kate a Dirty Sandman, he uses cherry Nyquil so she wakes up with a better taste in her mouth.
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is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.
My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.
Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."
Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"