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When a girl who usually shaves has let her pubic hair grow out for a few days.
My face is completely raw from her cincinnati sandpaper.
A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.
1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.
2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.
A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.
His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.
Niall's old bird, has a moustache, three bumcheeks and a gee lined with sandpaper, along with a bad case of the stupids.
Maaaaaan, thank god niall dropped that bitch, what with her moustache, sandpaper gee, three bumcheeks and bad case of the stupids.
When the corner sheet of your bed is so hardened by dry cum it takes on the texture of sandpaper.
Susie: So I went over to Chad's last night to sleep with him but when I pulled back his sheet I nearly cut myself on his Homemade Sandpaper.
When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.
I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach
When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.
You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.
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